whatshouldwecallme:

a-little-insane:

Really bitch? Really?

MODESELEKTOR + Bowers and Wilkins C5 Earbuds + 1 Pint of PBR = Super Sunday.

Honestly one of my all time favorite movies.  “You want to know the difference between you and I? I have class and you don’t.”

fakescience:

Don't Get Mono

funniest10k:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I think everyone should go on my diet, it’s called the “Fuck It” diet. Basically what it is, is if I want to eat something, but it has a lot of fat, or…or carbs, I just take a moment, and I go within, and I say “…Fuck It.” and I eat it…. and that’s the diet.

Now, you have to do it SIX times a day!

And it it works really well with the “Fuck That Shit” Exercise Program.

— Margaret Cho, Los Angeles, 2003

I am so bored I’m about to shoot someone. 

and now I’m lolling at my medications

Steroids: Dosage 2 before bedtime, as well as throughout the day. 

Hydrocodone (AKA ALWAYS BEDTIME)

Goodnight y’all.

oliverandlyvia:

For my favourite motivator.

lickystickypickywe:

One of the very best.

Those fuckin sunglasses just kill me.

April fools.

(Source: her-tragedy, via thegiverofsmiles)

Just a Thursday afternoon. 

Where’s my wine?

I typically have a thought I find worth sharing, but can never organize my words.
Tea Party members scare the holy shit out of me.
Fashion Student.
One true love is my Nikon.
Accidental Hipster at times.
Loves Dogs.

Anything I post will have no rhyme or reason.
Sorry 'bout it.